South park Murders

So i was in Seattle a couple of weeks ago for Helen Reeds film, Twin Twin Peaks. I was staying at my buddy Scouts place and we called him to let him know we were close to pulling into his neighborhood of South Park which is a really cute area that's considered a little Mexico in Seattle.
He sounded a bit concerned on the phone and told us not to freak out if we saw a bunch of police and news vans out in fromt of his house and that he would fill us in what happened when we arrived.
Scouts neighbours a young lesbian couple that lived directly across the street from him were broken into and attacked randomly (or so they say, hate crime?) The one women was stabbed repeatedly and died in her home from wounds to her neck. The other escaped but was hospitalized with life threatening injuries.
Scout and his girlfriend were woken up to a blood curdling scream at 3:30 am, Scout ran out to see his other neighbour calling 911 and the one women bleeding to death. The Police told the community of South Park at an emergency meeting that they responded to the 911 call within 5 mins. Scout and others say it was more like 25 mins and that her life could have been saved.
Others told the Seattle chief of police that when they have called the police for help (various reasons) sometimes the dispatch officer would ask questions like, "Do you have immigration papers?" before responding to the call.
In the time i was a guest at Scouts i had numerous reporters ask me for my opinon and try to get an interview with Scout. We both turned them down, it was really akward, sad and surreal.
They also caught a suspect while i was there too. The Police drove up and down the street announcing into a loud speaker that they got the man! He turned out to be an unstable black male with a history of violence and mental health. Perfect victory for the SPD!
Scout was talking with the head detective and a member of the F.B.I and he said there was enough D.N.A evidence to convict the suspect.
Needless to say that night was a really hard one to sleep through, both Eli and I barely slept. Partially because of the murder but also because Scout had a number of loaded weapons in his house for "protection" and there was some talk of him buying some more hand guns.

We drove home to Vancouver the very next morning.

Shitty couples everywhere!

So just be forewarned this is not a positive blogging in any way whatsoever.
But what the heck is with all my really, smoking hot, lady friends from East Van dating the biggest losers? Or the most boring dudes? Is the dating pool really that small for the straight community around here? That the hottest, most talented, strong women are just settling for some of these local characters just baffles me!
I know what your thinking, "Oh M.J. you just want to fuck all your friends!" That's not even it, i swear it! I just have a hard time grinning through certain hang-outs with certain couples. Take these ladies away from these Peter Van types and they are so outgoing, independent and funny. Then bring in the dude and it's all hehehehe tickles and whispers and everything they say or do is a miracle of epic proportions. BORING PEOPLE!! FUCKING BORING!!
Look i know we all get a little lonely and horny this time of year, but if it means sacrificing what makes you great to cuddle up to some dude, then i say go solo.
A close friend recently responded to my bitching about this very topic with this, "It's just the time of the year for annoying couples MJ, it will pass."
Good god i hope they are right!?
I want my girls back.....
And yes I'm fucking glad I'm Queer, more and more every single day.

Tanning compettion

So the warm weather is finally upon all our Lilly, white, Canadian, bodies. So i thought this would be a good time to talk about sunscreens. Why the hell are they so expensive? Especially since the rate of the ultra violet index is so very, very high. You think "they" would hook us up? All that money spent on anti smoking/cancer prevention campaigns. Hello skin cancer is real people! My mom used to lather herself up with fucking oil and tan all day long. She just had a large chunk of her breast and stomach grafted due to skin cancer. It's hard though because we do look "healthier" with tans, don't we?

I have the best friends in the world.

Whoa! I haven't updated this bad boy in awhile... Mostly cause shit's been pretty crazy latley. I'm running around with my hung over head cut right off.
I'm getting older on Tuesday and my loving friends have been kind enough to throw a party for me at the Cobalt. Macey's band is going to play their first show ever. They are called Needles and Pins and have TonyX and Adam in them too. Shelby is going to DJ under Thrashcan.
So much love! Seriously i get all warm and fuzzy! Legs made the poster and it rules. She's the best!
So fuck lets party, and lets go camping!!
Oh yeah if you come to the Bolt on Tuesday the cover is by donation with all the proceeds going to the GIRLS ROCK CAMP. BOOSH!

BINGO BONGO LUONGO!

GAME 4
Tonight at 5 pm our time. Watch for Luongo to make a quick stop with no rebound at the start of the game, if he does this he will be unbeatable! Trust me i know these things...
GO NUCKS GO!

Why bother?

I'm pretty sure i'm not a good flirt? Seriously! My flirting never gets me anywhere dammit!!
Babes think i'm cute, which is a far cry from sexy or hot. Cute gets girls who only want to cuddle you. Cute is safe. I want to be sexy, smoldering and reckless with your heart.
Summer is coming and there's nothing cute about seeing me in a one piece on the beach. I guess that's not going to help my cause?

Don't let your son go down on me!

Elton John was speaking to me the other day. I was the mad man across the water, the tiny dancer, an older brother named Dan, a hockey fan looking for a fight, then i did the crocodile rock!