Shitty couples everywhere!

So just be forewarned this is not a positive blogging in any way whatsoever.
But what the heck is with all my really, smoking hot, lady friends from East Van dating the biggest losers? Or the most boring dudes? Is the dating pool really that small for the straight community around here? That the hottest, most talented, strong women are just settling for some of these local characters just baffles me!
I know what your thinking, "Oh M.J. you just want to fuck all your friends!" That's not even it, i swear it! I just have a hard time grinning through certain hang-outs with certain couples. Take these ladies away from these Peter Van types and they are so outgoing, independent and funny. Then bring in the dude and it's all hehehehe tickles and whispers and everything they say or do is a miracle of epic proportions. BORING PEOPLE!! FUCKING BORING!!
Look i know we all get a little lonely and horny this time of year, but if it means sacrificing what makes you great to cuddle up to some dude, then i say go solo.
A close friend recently responded to my bitching about this very topic with this, "It's just the time of the year for annoying couples MJ, it will pass."
Good god i hope they are right!?
I want my girls back.....
And yes I'm fucking glad I'm Queer, more and more every single day.

Tanning compettion

So the warm weather is finally upon all our Lilly, white, Canadian, bodies. So i thought this would be a good time to talk about sunscreens. Why the hell are they so expensive? Especially since the rate of the ultra violet index is so very, very high. You think "they" would hook us up? All that money spent on anti smoking/cancer prevention campaigns. Hello skin cancer is real people! My mom used to lather herself up with fucking oil and tan all day long. She just had a large chunk of her breast and stomach grafted due to skin cancer. It's hard though because we do look "healthier" with tans, don't we?